I had a tooth lose, and I told my grandma( whom I do not like) that it was lose, and I showed her with my tongue. She then faked a sneeze, and asked to for a tissue. I jumped up got a tissue and gave it to her, and she said "come here, I want to tell you a secret!" Over joyed that my grandma was doing something nice to me I bowed my head in hear the secret, smiling the entire way down. In one strong swoop, she ripped my tooth out of my mouth, and i shrieked , and yelled, "I hate you!" I ran up the stairs faster than what I had ever before, and I ran into my room, and hid in my closet..
..So that was a fun 7th birthday.
Just this thanksgiving that past, when everyone was saying what they were thankful for at the table I literally just said "im thankful I didn't get caught" and refused to say anything more as a joke but I never said it was a joke, ever. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, "See mom, I told you they wouldn't notice that the turkey was four months past its expiration date. You were worried for nothing." it's actually really funny the reactions you can get.
This is wonderful. Scaring relatives is wonderful.
That is actually perfect. I'm definitely going to have to try that sometime.
Trust me, they still wonder what I did..
My favorite Christmas joke is
Why do santa's raindeer always take coffee breaks?
because they are his starbucks.
You're the cutest human being
You know the drill!