Share your best holiday or winter themed joke or story!

12/3/2014

Adrian Nicholas

12/10/2014 11:21:25 pm

I had a tooth lose, and I told my grandma( whom I do not like) that it was lose, and I showed her with my tongue. She then faked a sneeze, and asked to for a tissue. I jumped up got a tissue and gave it to her, and she said "come here, I want to tell you a secret!" Over joyed that my grandma was doing something nice to me I bowed my head in hear the secret, smiling the entire way down. In one strong swoop, she ripped my tooth out of my mouth, and i shrieked , and yelled, "I hate you!" I ran up the stairs faster than what I had ever before, and I ran into my room, and hid in my closet..

..So that was a fun 7th birthday.

alice

12/16/2014 10:00:45 pm

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Alissa

12/11/2014 10:42:55 pm

Just this thanksgiving that past, when everyone was saying what they were thankful for at the table I literally just said "im thankful I didn't get caught" and refused to say anything more as a joke but I never said it was a joke, ever. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, "See mom, I told you they wouldn't notice that the turkey was four months past its expiration date. You were worried for nothing." it's actually really funny the reactions you can get.

Alice

12/16/2014 10:01:31 pm

This is wonderful. Scaring relatives is wonderful.

Emily

12/17/2014 02:05:41 am

That is actually perfect. I'm definitely going to have to try that sometime.

Alissa

12/17/2014 11:59:29 pm

Trust me, they still wonder what I did..

Alice

12/16/2014 10:02:49 pm

My favorite Christmas joke is

Why do santa's raindeer always take coffee breaks?

because they are his starbucks.

budumtsssss

Alissa

12/18/2014 12:00:22 am

You're the cutest human being

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